Do I agree that soccer players are well conditioned?

There's no doubt that soccer players are amongst the most well conditioned athletes in the world. I think that bikers are probably better conditioned, not the pull-your-baby-behind-your-bike bikers, obviously the professional bikers like Lance. Wait a minute, triathletes! Those people are ridiculously well conditioned. There is no tougher feat in all of sports/track & field, and I know that from personal experience.

So yeah, soccer players are well conditioned but soccer sucks. There's nothing more pathetic than watching a soccer player flop and flail while trying to draw a yellow card. I know that players in other sports take dives, but soccer players look the absolute gayest when trying to draw a penalty.

Alright, I'll stop bashing soccer now. I've got to save up this angst to not watch the final World Cup match.